love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot
having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds
this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .
b…..babey
wah
time on earth is fleeting, use it wisely.
(pattern – obligatory don’t sell/re-distribute/make-to-sell, please and y!)
reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
- don’t understand twitter
- don’t understand twitter
- posts are in chronological order
- spite
- no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
- they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
- mega spite
- like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
- Direct Contact with the Memes
- god, wht the fuk even is twitter
- they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
More reasons:
- tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
- shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
- like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)
- This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands
my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.
Also this website is too incompetent to exploit its users even if they wanted too. Not only are the adds generally dumb and weird, the three times I’ve clicked on an add, the link just didn’t work.
Wait, I might be dumb for asking this, but aren’t feminine men called dandies?
in like the late 18th to early 19th century Britian, “dandy” referred to men who paid a lot of attention to personal appearances. later on it referred to a handful of kinda playfully GNC artist guys, but I don’t think it’s ever been a universal term for all feminine men
also while I was double-checking my info i found this
which is just *chef’s kiss*
crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072:
prayer circle guys prayer fucking circle
This redditor wins Internet Points:
Doggo comes into Frame
(via)
i say it all the time but i love seeing people draw old men when their style is obviously “20 year old skinny people” its great
thjs shit never ceases to amaze me
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SCOTTISH PARROT
IM LOSING IT OVER THIS
I have never heard a parrot with a Scottish accent


























